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[07-02-04] Episode 4 Quotes
Duke Nukem 3D

[07-02-04] Episode 4 Quotes

Discover all the iconic Duke Nukem 3D Episode 4 quotes and where to find them in the game, from killing aliens to visiting the Duke Burger.

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Discover all the iconic Duke Nukem 3D Episode 4 quotes and where to find them in the game, from killing aliens to visiting the Duke Burger.

Alright, let's dive into the legendary one-liners from Episode 4 of Duke Nukem 3D! This section is all about those classic Duke quotes you hear throughout the levels. We'll break down who says what and when, so you know exactly what's up.

Episode 4 Quotes:

  • "Its time to abort your whole friggin' species!" - Heard when you're taking down the Alien Queen. Talk about a mic drop!
  • "Looks like clean up on aisle four!" - You'll hear this gem after spotting a corpse in aisle 4 of the Shop N Go. Classic Duke observation.
  • "Damn, that was annoying." - This one pops up after you deal with those pesky robot mice in Babe Land. They really do get on your nerves, don't they?
  • "Mmm. Book 'em, Dano." - A cool reference to the old TV show "Hawaii Five-O". Duke's got taste in classic crime dramas.
  • "I'm not cryin' over this!" - This quote is tied to defeating Scrappy Due. Don't expect Duke to shed a tear.
  • "No way I'm eating this shit!" - You'll hear Duke say this when he's faced with the questionable grub at the Duke Burger. Can't blame him, really.
  • "Nobody jacks with our independence!" - This epic line is delivered at the very end of the Area 51 level. A real patriotic moment!
  • "I'm going to kick your ass, bitch!" - A direct insult aimed squarely at the Alien Queen. Duke doesn't hold back.
  • "Nobody messes with MY meat!" - Another one related to the Duke Burger, this time about his own food. It's personal!
  • "Looks like it's time for me to go postal!" - You'll hear this one in the aptly named 'postal' level. Duke's ready to unleash some chaos.
  • "Get that crap outta here!" - This is another line you'll catch in Duke Burger. Duke's not a fan of whatever's going on there.
  • "So help me Duke!" - This quote is reserved for the court level, specifically when Duke is called to the stand. A plea to the man himself!
  • "Harr matey! Someone's gonna take a long walk off a short gang plank!" - This pirate-themed line comes from the Babe Land level, specifically on the pirate ship. Arrr, you hear that?
  • "Get back to work, you slacker!" - You'll hear this when Duke spots the Duke Nukem game symbol on a computer screen. Even Duke gets annoyed by laziness.
  • "Yo ho ho and a bottle of Jack!" - Another pirate shout-out from the Babe Land level's pirate ship. More swashbuckling fun!
  • "Yippie Ki Yay, mother(bleep)er!" - This iconic (and bleeped-out) line is from the Pigsty level. A definite nod to a certain action movie hero.
  • "Mmm. My kind of party! Wish I had the time." - Duke utters this when he encounters XXX Stacy babes. He appreciates the finer things, even if he can't stop.
  • "I'll be back." - Another classic movie reference, this one from the Pigsty level. You know he always keeps his promises.

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