Complete walkthrough for Umberto Robina's missions in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, including Nice Package, Balls, Papi Don't Screech, and Havana Good Time.
Umberto Robina has four missions available at his home in the Cuban Neighborhood.
UBR1. Nice Package
- 1After introducing yourself to Umberto, you need to retrieve a package located in Downtown.
- 2Two other cars are also going after the package. Drive to the package location as fast as possible.
- 3If you don't reach the package first, you must take down the rival who has it. Drive-by their car and force it into a wall.
- 4The drivers will exit their vehicles; kill the package holder to retrieve it.
- 5Upon getting the package, you will receive a 2-Star Wanted Rating.
- 6Use any vehicle and head towards Viceport, avoiding rivals and police, to complete the mission.
Weapons: Micro-SMG.
UBR2. Balls
- 1Umberto informs you that Martinez is causing problems. You and Umberto decide to confront the Cholo Thugs in Little Havana.
- 2This mission is indicated by the Havoc Meter; if it fills up, you will fail.
- 3You need a four-seat vehicle. An Admiral will be parked nearby for you to use, allowing your Cuban allies to join you. Your allies cannot die.
- 4There are five groups of Cholos to deal with, some on foot and some in cars.
- 5Get close to cars and drive-by them to make the Cholos exit, allowing your allies to kill them.
- 6When Cholos are on foot, use drive-bys or run them over.
- 7After dealing with all five groups, return to Umberto's to complete the mission.
Weapons: Micro-SMG.
UBR3. Papi Don't Screech
- 1Umberto's father, Alberto, was left behind at a wrestling match when Cholos appeared. You agree to pick Alberto up.
- 2Get into Umberto's car and drive to Hyman Memorial Stadium to pick up Alberto.
- 3Drive Alberto to his cafe in Little Havana within approximately six minutes.
- 4You must manage the Stress Meter by not driving too fast, as Alberto could have a heart attack.
- 5Avoid Cholos patrolling Little Haiti and Little Havana.
- 6The recommended path is to start south from the stadium, drive onto the grass near the beach, then turn right onto pavement.
- 7Go around The Compound Safehouse, then around City Scrap.
- 8Head east to the small railroad bridge near the City Scrap entrance.
- 9Cross the bridge, go around the Empire Site, and continue south along the outskirts of Little Haiti and Little Havana.
- 10After passing the large dirt mound for Jump [LTV-J11], head east through a gap in the fence into the alley north of the Cafe.
- 11Turn right and drive to the Cafe to complete the mission.
Note: The Cuban Hermes you are using is on the Civil Asset Forfeiture Impound car list. Drive it there before proceeding to the next mission.
UBR4. Havana Good Time
- 1Umberto orders his men and Vic to attack the Cholos.
- 2When the mission starts, you will need to engage the Cholos.
Weapons: AK-47.
Notes: Go to the top of the Downtown Police Station to find the AK-47 Weapon Icon and collect enough ammo for this mission.
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