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Follow this Thank Goodness You're Here! walkthrough to complete the 'Open For Business' quest, find Jasper's tools, and earn achievements like 'Sick as a Fig' and 'A Fine Mess'.

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Follow this Thank Goodness You're Here! walkthrough to complete the 'Open For Business' quest, find Jasper's tools, and earn achievements like 'Sick as a Fig' and 'A Fine Mess'.

Walkthrough:

  1. Head back to Mother Megg’s Buttery Goods and slap Ronny to get the 'Sick as a Fig' achievement.
  2. Jump down the hole Charlie made. As you move through the pipes, you'll see a Commemorative plate. Pass underneath it four times to break it.
  3. You'll arrive at Marge’s Chippie. Jasper needs his spanner, screwdriver, and hammer to fix the fryer.
  4. Jasper's Spanner:
    • Go outside the Chippy and around to the left. Hit the trash bags and trash can to find three singing mice (2/3).
    • Head to the parking lot and hit the postbox (3/6).
    • Go right to Price Shaggers. Reorganize the shelves by knocking everything over to get the 'A Fine Mess' achievement. This is your only chance.
    • Go down Bumberly Cl to the right of Price Shaggers. Climb across boxes and trash cans, then up a ladder and pole to the roof.
    • Jump into the first chimney. The chimney sweep will push you into a house. Spread soot and climb out the window.
    • Exit into a garden. Help the gardener fix the water hose by following it to a well. Jump down and slap the wall on the right to open a tunnel.
    • Follow the hose up cardboard boxes and through the ceiling to the fishmonger’s shop. Turn on the sink.
    • Jump into the fish display and slap every fish until cigarettes appear to get the 'Done up like a Kipper' achievement. The second fish in the bottom row contains the spanner.
    • Head to Sam's Ham shop next door. Jump into the meat grinder to reach a new area.
    • Head left to the trash blocking the road, then follow the houses to the left to find a postbox (4/6).
    • Go down and left to the van food stall. Jump inside and smack the owner multiple times when the stall is open to get the 'Cheek to Cheek' achievement (1/3).
    • Head up to Rog's Veg Hole. Hit the trash bags and trash can outside to find the last singing mice (3/3), unlocking 'The Rat Pack' achievement.
    • Go to Big Ron's Big Pies. To the left is the Oily Baps food cart with a postbox (5/6) next to it.
    • Return to Ron's store. Since they have no meat, go to Sam's Ham the long way around.
    • In the garden, turn on the water to grow a tomato. Charlie will appear through a fence hole; follow him to the river bank.
    • Cross the river bank to a roof. Climb appliances and jump on the cracked area to make a hole. Interact with the tree next to the garage to talk to an owl (part of 'Friend of the Forest').
    • Head towards the two houses. Between them is a postbox (6/6), completing the 'No Post on Thuesdays' achievement.
    • Open the white door to the right, go through, and climb the ladder to a guy asking you to clean his gutters. Jump on the gunk blocking them to go through a pipe back to the first area.
    • Remember to visit Thumbitt Inn and hit the police box before jumping down the hole again to reach Marge's Chippie.
    • Jasper's Screwdriver:
      • Talk to Jasper. He says Keri from Price Shaggers has his screwdriver.
      • Go to Price Shaggers, which is infested with mice. Climb to the top of the shelves and push down the rat poison. This will knock down a ceiling panel; go up.
      • Head left to a cardboard box with a mouse. Jump across the hole and to the right, climbing cardboard boxes.
      • At a dead end, slap the cardboard wall to open a new room. Find a ball of cheese and push it left to distract the mouse.
      • Go through the door into the mouse version of Price Shaggers. Get behind the till and jump to break through the floor.
      • Follow Jasper back to the Chippie.
      • Jasper's Hammer:
        • Head past Price Beggars, up the ladder, through the chimney, and into the garden again. Before going down, interact with Jasper.
    Tips
    • Make sure to get the 'Sick as a Fig', 'A Fine Mess', 'Done up like a Kipper', 'Cheek to Cheek', 'The Rat Pack', and 'No Post on Thuesdays' achievements during their specific windows.
    • The commemorative plate must be broken by passing under it four times.
    • The fish display must be fixed every time you visit the fishmonger's to get the 'Done up like a Kipper' achievement.
    • The van food stall owner must be slapped each time the stall is open for the 'Cheek to Cheek' achievement.
    • Jasper's Spanner
    • Jasper's Screwdriver
    • Jasper's Hammer

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