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The Salesman — Thank Goodness You're Here! Walkthrough
Thank Goodness You're Here!

The Salesman — Thank Goodness You're Here! Walkthrough

Follow our comprehensive walkthrough for Thank Goodness You're Here! to navigate the 'Open For Business' quest, find Jasper's tools, and unlock achievements like 'Sick as a Fig' and 'A Fine Mess'.

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The Salesman — Thank Goodness You're Here! Walkthrough

Follow our comprehensive walkthrough for Thank Goodness You're Here! to navigate the 'Open For Business' quest, find Jasper's tools, and unlock achievements like 'Sick as a Fig' and 'A Fine Mess'.

Walkthrough
  1. 1
    After freeing Charlie, return to Mother Megg’s Buttery Goods and slap Ronny to earn the 'Sick as a Fig' achievement.
  2. 2
    Jump down the hole Charlie made. As you pass through pipes, you'll see a Commemorative plate. Pass underneath it four times to break it.
  3. 3
    You'll arrive at Marge’s Chippie. Jasper needs his spanner, screwdriver, and hammer.
  4. 4
    To find the spanner:
  5. 5
    Head outside the Chippy and to the left of the building. Hit the trash bags and trash can to collect the three singing mice [2/3].
  6. 6
    Go down towards the parking lot and hit the postbox [3/6].
  7. 7
    Head down the road to the right to Price Shaggers. Reorganize the shelves by knocking everything over to get the 'A Fine Mess' achievement (this is your only chance).
  8. 8
    Go down Bumberly Cl to the right of Price Shaggers. Climb across boxes and trash cans, then up a ladder and pole to reach the roof.
  9. 9
    Jump into the first chimney. After being pushed into a house, spread soot everywhere and climb out the window.
  10. 10
    Exit into a garden. Help the gardener fix the water hose by following it to a well. Jump down and slap the wall on the right to open a tunnel.
  11. 11
    Follow the hose up cardboard boxes and through the ceiling to the fishmonger’s shop. Turn on the sink.
  12. 12
    Jump into the fish display and slap every fish until cigarettes appear to get the 'Done up like a Kipper' achievement (you must do this every time you visit). The second fish in the bottom row contains the spanner.
  13. 13
    Head to Sam's Ham shop next door. Jump into the meat grinder to reach a new area.
  14. 14
    Explore this area:
  15. 15
    Head left to the trash blocking the road, then follow the houses left to a postbox [4/6].
  16. 16
    Go down and left to the van food stall. Jump inside and smack the owner to close the shutters. Repeat this when the stall is open to work towards the 'Cheek to Cheek' achievement [1/3].
  17. 17
    Head up to the trash bags and trash can outside Rog's Veg Hole. Hit them to find the last singing mice [3/3], unlocking 'The Rat Pack' achievement.
  18. 18
    Go to Big Ron's Big Pies. To the left is the Oily Baps food cart with a postbox [5/6] next to it.
  19. 19
    Return to Ron's store. Since they have no meat, go to Sam's Ham.
  20. 20
    In the garden, turn on the water to grow a tomato. Charlie will appear through a fence hole; follow him to the river bank.
  21. 21
    Cross the river bank to a roof. Jump where the crack is to make a hole. Interact with the tree next to the garage to talk to an owl (for the 'Friend of the Forest' achievement).
  22. 22
    Head up towards the two houses. Between them is a postbox [6/6], completing the 'No Post on Thuesdays' achievement.
  23. 23
    Open the white door to the right and proceed through. Climb the ladder to a guy asking you to clean his gutters. Jump on the gunk to go through a pipe back to the first area.
  24. 24
    Remember to visit Thumbitt Inn and hit the police box before returning to Marge's Chippie.
  25. 25
    To find the screwdriver:
  26. 26
    Talk to Jasper. He says Keri from Price Shaggers has it.
  27. 27
    Go to Price Shaggers, which is infested with mice. Climb to the top of the shelves and push down the rat poison. This will knock down a ceiling panel.
  28. 28
    Head left to a cardboard box with a mouse guarding the door.
Tips
  • The 'A Fine Mess' achievement at Price Shaggers and the 'Done up like a Kipper' achievement at the fishmonger's are missable if not completed during the first visit to these areas.
  • Keep track of the singing mice and postboxes for their respective achievements.
  • The path through the chimney and garden is used multiple times, so familiarize yourself with it.
  • Jasper's Spanner
  • Progress towards Jasper's Screwdriver and Hammer
  • Several achievements unlocked

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