Follow our comprehensive walkthrough for Thank Goodness You're Here! to complete the Bessie the Cow quest, find all items, and unlock achievements. Get expert tips and strategies.
Walkthrough
- 1After freeing Charlie, return to Mother Megg’s Buttery Goods and slap Ronny to get the 'Sick as a Fig' achievement.
- 2Jump down the hole Charlie made. Pass under the Commemorative plate four times to break it.
- 3In Marge’s Chippie, Jasper needs his spanner, screwdriver, and hammer.
- 4Jasper's Spanner:
- Head outside the Chippy and slap the trash bags and trash can to get the 'three singing mice [2/3]'.
- 5Go to the parking lot and hit the postbox [3/6].
- 6Go to Price Shaggers and reorganize the shelves for Keri to get the 'A Fine Mess' achievement (missable).
- 7Go down Bumberly Cl, climb across obstacles, up a ladder, and a pole to reach the roof.
- 8Jump into the first chimney, get pushed into a house, spread soot, and climb out the window.
- 9In the garden, fix the water hose for the gardener. Follow the hose to the well and jump down.
- 10Slap the wall on the right to open a tunnel. Follow the hose through the tunnel, up cardboard boxes, and through the ceiling to the fishmonger’s shop.
- 11Turn on the sink to run water through the hose. Jump into the fish display and slap the fishes to decorate them with cigarettes for the 'Done up like a Kipper' achievement (requires fixing the display every time).
- 12The spanner is in the second fish on the bottom row of the display.
- 13Head to Sam's Ham shop next door. Jump into the meat grinder to enter a new area.
- 14Head left to the trash blocking the road, then follow the houses to the left to find a postbox [4/6].
- 15Go down and left to the van food stall. Jump inside and smack the owner to get the 'Cheek to Cheek' achievement (missable, requires doing this multiple times when the stall is open).
- 16Outside Rog's Veg Hole, hit the trash bags and trash can to find the last group of 'singing mice [3/3]', unlocking 'The Rat Pack' achievement.
- 17Go to Big Ron's Big Pies. To the left is the Oily Baps food cart with a postbox [5/6].
- 18Go to Sam's Ham to pick up meat. In the garden, turn on the water to grow a tomato.
- 19Follow Charlie through a hole in the fence to the river bank.
- 20Cross the river bank to a roof. Jump on the cracked area to make a hole. Interact with the tree next to the garage to talk to an owl (part of 'Friend of the Forest' achievement).
- 21Head towards the two houses. Between them is a postbox [6/6], completing the 'No Post on Thuesdays' achievement.
- 22Open the white door to the right, go through, climb the ladder, and clean the gutters by jumping on the gunk. You'll go through a pipe back to the first area.
- 23Visit Thumbitt Inn and hit the police box before jumping down the hole again to Marge's Chippie.
- 24Jasper's Screwdriver:
- Go to Price Shaggers. Climb to the top of the shelves and push down the rat poison to knock down a ceiling panel.
- 25Head left, jump across a hole, and climb cardboard boxes. Slap the cardboard wall to open a new room.
- 26Push the ball of cheese to distract the mouse guarding the door.
- 27Go through the door and jump to break through the floor in the mouse version of Price Shaggers.
- 28Follow Jasper back to the Chippie.
- 29Jasper's Hammer: (The guide cuts off here, but implies the next step is to find the hammer.)
Tips
- Several achievements are missable and can only be obtained during specific parts of this quest (e.g., 'A Fine Mess', 'Cheek to Cheek').
- Collectibles like singing mice and postboxes are tracked throughout the walkthrough.
- Pay attention to environmental interactions, such as breaking plates, growing tomatoes, and cleaning gutters, as they are often required for progression or achievements.
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