Trophies

Unlock all Disco Elysium trophies with this guide. Learn how to get the Goodest Of The Good Cops trophy and more.

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Get a Good cop/bad cop score of 10. Once you find your ledger, you can keep track of the score in your journal. You don't particularly have to try to get this one, simply complete tasks in a vaguely competent manner. For reference, this was unlocked on day 1.

Biggest Communism Builder

In conversation, select choices which favour communism, revolution and workers' rights, for example, "That's how it should be, soft socialists paving the way for the hard-working class to take over". Do this 9 times.

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

In conversation, refuse to offer political opinions and choose options which support the Coalition, for example, "On second thought, I don't have an opinion" or "This Coalition seems quite capable". These are a little harder to spot than the other political alignment options. Do this 7 times.

Hyperstellar Law Official

In conversation, describe yourself as a superstar or talk about your fans, for example, "I love doing interviews, and people love me. They love bathing in my glory". Do this 7 times.

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

You need to talk about art 5 times. It's not always obvious which dialogue options count towards this, so use the callouts in the walkthrough.

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

In conversation, select choices which favour the free market, making money and getting ahead through hard work, for example, "You're right, they should have just tried harder. They had everything needed to succeed". Do this 9 times.

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Make sure that Kim is not injured during the mercenary tribunal. At the end of the game, ask Kim what he's going to do and ask him whether he wants to do it at Station 41.

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

In conversation, say you're sorry 10 times. Opportunities to do this occur frequently so you should have little trouble unlocking it.

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

In the pawn shop, make an Interfacing (11) check to find the Headless FALN Rider figurine. When you manage to enter the church, interact with the broken stained-glass window and click on a thought orb to get the idea of giving a figurine to Dolores Dei. When you get to the Island and sleep in the flak tower, try to give the Headless FALN Rider figurine to the Dolores you meet in your dream.

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

In conversation say things that denigrate Communism, foreigners and women, for example "Radios are being used to control peoples minds and distort our perception of reality concealing our true masters: foreigners and women". Do this 10 times.

Unbelievably Boring F**k

In conversation select bland, non-committal answers, for example, "It's not important if I liked him. I was just doing my job". Do this 7 times. The opportunities are quite hard to spot, so use the callouts in the walkthrough.

The Lawbringer

In conversation, say "I am the law" (sometimes "I'm a policeman"). Do this 7 times.

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Find all four pieces of Fairweather T-500 armour:

• The boots are on the Hanged Man
• The gauntlets can be found in the fishing village
• The cuirass is in the possession of Gary, the Cryptofascist
• The helmet is found in the nest of the Insulindian Phasmid.

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

In conversation talk about the imminent end of the world, for example, "All I know is, we are approaching the end time". Do this 8 times.

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

In conversation, talk about the supernatural, curses and mysterious entities, for example "It's the netherworld. Beyond the veil". Do this 6 times.

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Kick 5 inanimate objects. Objects that you can kick are few and far between so use the callouts in the walkthrough.

Recruit Kuuno de Ruyter

During the mercenary tribunal, Kim must end up injured. Cuno will tag along with you to the Island. When you return to the mainland, ask him what he plans to do and suggest that he enrolls in a junior officer program.

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Get a Good cop/bad cop score of -5. You have to try quite hard to get this and the further you get into the game, the harder it gets. Follow the callouts in the bad walkthrough to unlock the trophy.

Massive Torque Dork

Talk about machines four times. Unlocking the Torque Dork thought helps. Follow the callouts here and here to unlock the trophy.

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

In conversation, choose options that talk about being honourable or not being dishonourable, for example, "I've already given my word. I'm honour-bound to uphold it". However, the obvious things are uncommon and a lot of the things that give honour points are non-obvious so use the callouts in the walkthrough.

Venture into the Hardcore

Complete a task in Hardcore mode. This will likely be when you find your other shoe at the start of the game.

Palerunner

Find yourself in an inaccessible area. This is covered in the Doomed Commercial Area section.

True Detective

Select Hardcore difficulty before starting the game and play the game to the end.

Real Musor

Sleep in the trash container behind Whirling-in-Rags. This needs to be done in the context of a throwaway save and is covered in the walkthrough.

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Obtain a Deluxe Topping Pie from Gary, the Cryptofascist, and eat it. This requires Authority 6, Endurance 6, Conceptualization ≤ 4 and Composure 4. The low Conceptualization skill score is required for the correct conversation topics to come up. Follow the callouts in the bad walkthrough to unlock the trophy.

Avowed Inframaterialist

This is the trophy for completing the Communist political vision quest. This either needs to be done in a dedicated playthrough or in the context of a temporary save. I cover (press the cover button to crouch behind walls or objects) this quest in a dedicated appendix.