Not the Pizza Guy

Your friend's guide to Watch Dogs' 'Not the Pizza Guy' mission. Learn the best routes, stealth tactics, and aggressive strategies to take down the rail yard with Jordi.

Alright, so you've got this mission called 'Not the Pizza Guy,' and Jordi's giving you some pretty wild advice, but he's serious. We need to get into this rail yard, and there are a few ways to do it, each with its own pros and cons. The northeast dock is probably your best bet for a quick entry, whether you swim or grab a boat. It puts you in a solid spot to start a stealth approach.

You'll meet up with Jordi, and then it's across the river to gear up. Get ready, because things are about to get interesting.

Stealth Route - Lure Them Out

If you go in from the northeast, you can snag the first guard pretty easily as he patrols north. As you push deeper, consider tossing a 'Lure' into an open area. This will bunch up some of the guards, and when they investigate, Jordi will snipe them for you. You can also hack their phones to cause a distraction, which also triggers Jordi to take a shot. Just a heads-up, though: these kinds of kills don't give you much experience, so if you can handle an enemy yourself, go for it.

Aggressive Route - Let Jordi Go Wild

The second you start shooting, Jordi will jump into the fray and start taking out targets himself. This means you only need to handle a few enemies with your own weapons, while drawing the rest into his line of fire. It's a fast way to clear the area, but again, the experience gain isn't amazing.

Passive Route - Deny Jordi His Fun

If you're trying to avoid killing anyone, or just want to keep Jordi from getting his kicks, take the southwest concrete alley to get into the rail yard. Your best bet here is to use the cameras to mark all the enemies first. Then, unlock the gate and sneak in super carefully. It's tough, but totally doable.

No matter how you decide to play it, you'll need to get to the door on the west side of the rail yard to keep this mission moving. Good luck!