Track 14 Lyrics(Lo Wang's Special

Get the full lyrics for Lo Wang's Special track in Shadow Warrior 3. Understand the dialogue and voice lines from this iconic part of the game.

Alright, so you've stumbled upon the lyrics for "Track 14 Lyrics (Lo Wang's Special)" in Shadow Warrior 3. This isn't a gameplay section, but more of a fun little Easter egg or a way to dive deeper into the game's personality. It's basically a collection of Lo Wang's memorable (and often hilarious) lines, plus some dialogue with a mysterious girl. Think of it as a quick audio break from all the demon-slaying!

Track Details:

• Length: 2 minutes 32 seconds
• Content: Lo Wang's spoken lines and dialogue, with the note that the lyrics are mostly accurate.

Lo Wang's Lines:

The track kicks off with Lo Wang's signature attitude:

• "Who wanted some Wang?"
• "Ah, Yes. I see you ready for action!"
• "I like that. Learn well, my son."
• "It is natural to die.."
• "Mass Destruction is my thing! Bonsai!!"
• "Hey, you. Yes, you."
• "I am the Shadow Warrior!"
• "Let's fight..What are you waiting for, eh?"
• "I'm talking to you."
• "I am everybody's worst nightmare.."
• "Now let's fight.. Hooyah!"

Then, he gets a bit more taunting:

• "Huh? Pathetic."
• "Suka!! <slaps> You not too smart.."
• "You too stupid to duck!"
• "You're blocking with your head again.."
• "What's the matter with you, scary cat?"
• "HEY! Come back here and finish my..."

And some more colorful insults:

• "Have to beg me foreva.."
• "Chicken.. Bok Bok Bok Bok Bok!"
• "Slap your keyhole(?)!"
• "You no mess with Lo Wang."

Things get a bit more suggestive and weird:

• "Ohh, I see big Wang.."
• "Nice look. Everything suppose to be easel hard.."
• "Oh, better zit fly."

Dialogue with the Girl:

There's a back-and-forth with a female character, adding a different flavor to the track:

• <Girl> La la la la la
• "Hey Baby, pull my finger, Hah ha."
• <Girl> "You jerk!"
• "Ohh.. gike me with spoon.."
• <Girl> "Go away."
• "Ohh, you like that?"
• "The blackness and the devil, like inside of coffin / On moonless nights, eh?"
• <Girl> "I don't like you."
• "Oh, Ho.. I have man in me, too(???)."
• "Make a special accupuncture for you."
• "Hahahahahaha! We both have a big laugh.."
• <Girl> "Kiss this, you scuzzball!"
• "Oh.. Painless and weak.."
• "What's the matter with you!?"
• "I don't know what I said!"
• "Maybe I have wrong apartment."
• "Hehe.. I like it, but can't help it.."

Why it's there:

This section is purely for flavor and lore. It's a great example of Shadow Warrior 3's over-the-top humor and Lo Wang's distinct personality. It doesn't impact gameplay, but it adds to the overall experience and charm of the game. It's the kind of stuff that makes Lo Wang such a memorable character!